{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Apex Live","home_page_url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm","feed_url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/json","description":"Where political correctness and decorum go to die. No subject matter is out of bounds, no censorship is considered appropriate, and everyone is encouraged to speak their mind. Whenever, wherever, and however you may be listening, escape from the monotony of the world and join us. It should be a lot of fun. We only have four rules for our open forum: 1.) Don't say \"GD\".\r\n 2.) If the headphones are on, it's fair game.\r\n 3.) Take the show seriously but not yourself.\r\n4.) If you say it, you own it.\r\n \r\nUnfiltered. Uncensored. Unhinged. Unapologetic.\r\n \r\nThis is Apex Live.","_fireside":{"subtitle":"with Brad Cooper and Steve Randolph","pubdate":"2023-03-18T00:15:00.000-04:00","explicit":true,"owner":"Brad Cooper & Steve Randolph","image":"https://assets.fireside.fm/file/fireside-images/podcasts/images/0/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/cover.jpg?v=1"},"items":[{"id":"ecebb1a7-a5f3-4203-a544-14d85c467e8a","title":"024 - Ramen Packets Are Not Condoms","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/24","content_text":"We're back with an abbreviated new episode after a three-year COVID nap, recording live at the Apex Combat Sports training facility. Steve has new tattoos, we take a peek at where we've been, and there's tons of gibberish emanating from the BJJ mats near our recording spot. Jim Ashley calls in with XFL information and a teaser for what he will have to say on Episode 25 and, yes, we have another Virginia Tech Update.\n\nWe're back. We're glad you are, too. Episode 25 will be here soon, and you won't want to miss it.Special Guests: Dave Markert and Jim Ashley.","content_html":"

We're back with an abbreviated new episode after a three-year COVID nap, recording live at the Apex Combat Sports training facility. Steve has new tattoos, we take a peek at where we've been, and there's tons of gibberish emanating from the BJJ mats near our recording spot. Jim Ashley calls in with XFL information and a teaser for what he will have to say on Episode 25 and, yes, we have another Virginia Tech Update.

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We're back. We're glad you are, too. Episode 25 will be here soon, and you won't want to miss it.

Special Guests: Dave Markert and Jim Ashley.

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Social media is cancer, the impeachment circus is over, Justin Novaria and Jim Ashley join us as guests, Florida Man strikes again, a flasher in Texas lost a game of Freeway Frogger, we get a first-hand account of the XFL experience, someone in Michigan thought it would be a good idea to invite Hitler to dinner, and we have another Virginia Tech Update. Join us for that and much more on episode 23 of Apex Live!

Special Guests: Jim Ashley and Justin Novaria.

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Joining us for some random commentary on a variety of subjects, friend of the show and frequent contributor Justin "TeddyBear" Novaria reveals some interesting things about himself... and a few things that we never asked to know.

Special Guest: Justin Novaria.

","summary":"Joining us for some random commentary on a variety of subjects, friend of the show and frequent contributor Justin \"TeddyBear\" Novaria reveals some interesting things about himself... and a few things that we never asked to know. ","date_published":"2020-01-18T18:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/c1a541b0-fb60-4223-9295-d608bb02a03e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":10295588,"duration_in_seconds":428}]},{"id":"69f92ea7-c257-4126-a035-b7962fb91739","title":"022 - It's Supposed to Condition the Anus","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/22","content_text":"","content_html":"","summary":"","date_published":"2020-01-11T21:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/69f92ea7-c257-4126-a035-b7962fb91739.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":58392241,"duration_in_seconds":7299}]},{"id":"caa3e26e-1142-42a0-afb3-fcd3f631d6f0","title":"The Best of Apex Live - Volume 1","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/best-of-volume-1","content_text":"A compilation of some of the best moments from the first eight episodes of Apex Live.Special Guests: Brad's ex, Ashley, Dave Markert, and Tammy Markert.","content_html":"

A compilation of some of the best moments from the first eight episodes of Apex Live.

Special Guests: Brad's ex, Ashley, Dave Markert, and Tammy Markert.

","summary":"A compilation of some of the best moments from the first eight episodes of Apex Live.","date_published":"2019-12-09T01:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/caa3e26e-1142-42a0-afb3-fcd3f631d6f0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":26936006,"duration_in_seconds":3367}]},{"id":"f4868359-0930-4476-900d-e9ebfded46eb","title":"021 - Pandora's AIDS Box","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/21","content_text":"We're back, and we have a lot to talk about. For the first time in a while, the episode title is uttered right out of the gate as we figure out the true meaning of Pandora's box. We discuss where we've been, what we've been up to, and how the Thanksgiving holiday was spent. Steve has avoided winning the lottery because of the \"lottery curse\". We discuss God's little reminders to stay on-point, how coincidence does not exist, and why it's so much worse to hear \"wait\" than to hear \"no\". We discuss the insanity of Black Friday and the twisted mentality that feeds it. Brad offers an update on one of the members of his Desert Island Five and enlightens the audience to the wonders of the GoldenBoy and we say goodbye to two 80s music icons: Ric Ocasek and Eddie Money. Before the segment break, we check in with OJ Simpson on Twitter and his first video is absolutely terrifying... and we have another Virginia Tech Update. Following the break, good friend, world traveler, and sponsor of the show, Jim Ashley, joins us on the show to discuss his travels to Canada and Australia, his strange affinity for the Canadian Football League, the first-season failures of Dana Holgorsen, minor league hockey, and the preliminary decision of the NCAA to allow athletes to profit from their name, image, and likeness. Before Jim departs, we present our Top 5 Fast Food Joints (not including pizza establishments). As we close the show, Brad bids farewell to a friend that passed away and reflects on the reminders that these things bring to life. #WatchYourSix\n\nMusic:\nIntro: \"End of Summer\" by The 126ers\nRejoin: \"Cielo\" by Huma-Huma\nOutro: \"The Coldest Shoulder\" by The 126ers\n\nSpecial Guest: Jim Ashley.","content_html":"

We're back, and we have a lot to talk about. For the first time in a while, the episode title is uttered right out of the gate as we figure out the true meaning of Pandora's box. We discuss where we've been, what we've been up to, and how the Thanksgiving holiday was spent. Steve has avoided winning the lottery because of the "lottery curse". We discuss God's little reminders to stay on-point, how coincidence does not exist, and why it's so much worse to hear "wait" than to hear "no". We discuss the insanity of Black Friday and the twisted mentality that feeds it. Brad offers an update on one of the members of his Desert Island Five and enlightens the audience to the wonders of the GoldenBoy and we say goodbye to two 80s music icons: Ric Ocasek and Eddie Money. Before the segment break, we check in with OJ Simpson on Twitter and his first video is absolutely terrifying... and we have another Virginia Tech Update. Following the break, good friend, world traveler, and sponsor of the show, Jim Ashley, joins us on the show to discuss his travels to Canada and Australia, his strange affinity for the Canadian Football League, the first-season failures of Dana Holgorsen, minor league hockey, and the preliminary decision of the NCAA to allow athletes to profit from their name, image, and likeness. Before Jim departs, we present our Top 5 Fast Food Joints (not including pizza establishments). As we close the show, Brad bids farewell to a friend that passed away and reflects on the reminders that these things bring to life. #WatchYourSix

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Music:
\nIntro: "End of Summer" by The 126ers
\nRejoin: "Cielo" by Huma-Huma
\nOutro: "The Coldest Shoulder" by The 126ers

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Special Guest: Jim Ashley.

","summary":"We're back, and we have a lot to talk about.","date_published":"2019-12-04T21:15:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/f4868359-0930-4476-900d-e9ebfded46eb.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":54204708,"duration_in_seconds":6775}]},{"id":"9586e503-834d-4e90-bfd8-068782bc253f","title":"020 - Cocaine C-Section","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/20","content_text":"Recording live on-location at the Gough Hazard in Parkersburg, West Virginia, the long hiatus is finally over. The episode begins with life updates from Steve and, in-person this time, Justin Novaria, resulting in speculation that someone has a family member that could be a drug mule. Somehow, Top Gun is confused with Days of Thunder. Steve hates Nickelback and not because it's trendy. We link Justin's birth to Desert Storm, discuss the reasons why we are recording away from the studio at an event, and make reference to MST3K. You will just have to listen to understasnd the context of the term \"Beard Miracle Gro\", Steve offers an interesting biological theory, Justin explains medical supplies and finds out that he isn't getting anything for Christmas. Out of nowhere, we solve T-Bear's cell phone data problems, Steve met a boxing legend while he was in the Virgin Islands for work, and we debate the best Hawk. Notre Dame sucks, and we're all frustrated about the fact that rebuilding the Notre Dame Cathedral was such an unnecessary priority. Joel Osteen and Kenneth Copeland are frauds and we want everyone to know that we know it. T-Bear knows far too much about foreign currencies, namely Armenian. Justin and Steve compare notes on porn and comedy. Coming out of the break, Justin learns a valuable live lesson and one of the rules of the show: If the headphones are on, it's fair game. Justin has a thing for Bec Rawlings and we learn that Steve pregames, but not for drinking, before the two compare porn notes for the second time. We have tons of respect for Teddy Atlas and Joe Goossen. Steve wanted a handy while he was in LA but his request was denied and Justin likes Chrissy Teigen. We close with a tip of the cap to a couple of figures from the Boxing Unfiltered board. It's good to be back.\n\nBut, no matter what happens, none of us got fired as police chief in Rainelle.\n\nA look at Steve with former world champion Julian \"The Hawk\" Jackson\n\n\nOur ringside recording location (left side of the ring in the aerial photo)\n\n\nSpecial Guest: Justin Novaria.","content_html":"

Recording live on-location at the Gough Hazard in Parkersburg, West Virginia, the long hiatus is finally over. The episode begins with life updates from Steve and, in-person this time, Justin Novaria, resulting in speculation that someone has a family member that could be a drug mule. Somehow, Top Gun is confused with Days of Thunder. Steve hates Nickelback and not because it's trendy. We link Justin's birth to Desert Storm, discuss the reasons why we are recording away from the studio at an event, and make reference to MST3K. You will just have to listen to understasnd the context of the term "Beard Miracle Gro", Steve offers an interesting biological theory, Justin explains medical supplies and finds out that he isn't getting anything for Christmas. Out of nowhere, we solve T-Bear's cell phone data problems, Steve met a boxing legend while he was in the Virgin Islands for work, and we debate the best Hawk. Notre Dame sucks, and we're all frustrated about the fact that rebuilding the Notre Dame Cathedral was such an unnecessary priority. Joel Osteen and Kenneth Copeland are frauds and we want everyone to know that we know it. T-Bear knows far too much about foreign currencies, namely Armenian. Justin and Steve compare notes on porn and comedy. Coming out of the break, Justin learns a valuable live lesson and one of the rules of the show: If the headphones are on, it's fair game. Justin has a thing for Bec Rawlings and we learn that Steve pregames, but not for drinking, before the two compare porn notes for the second time. We have tons of respect for Teddy Atlas and Joe Goossen. Steve wanted a handy while he was in LA but his request was denied and Justin likes Chrissy Teigen. We close with a tip of the cap to a couple of figures from the Boxing Unfiltered board. It's good to be back.

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But, no matter what happens, none of us got fired as police chief in Rainelle.

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A look at Steve with former world champion Julian "The Hawk" Jackson
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Our ringside recording location (left side of the ring in the aerial photo)
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Special Guest: Justin Novaria.

","summary":"Recording live on-location at the Gough Hazard in Parkersburg, West Virginia, the long hiatus is finally over. Steve and special guest Justin Novaria offer life updates, we reference MST3K, and so many more things that they won't fit here.","date_published":"2019-07-13T18:45:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/9586e503-834d-4e90-bfd8-068782bc253f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":33733485,"duration_in_seconds":4216}]},{"id":"af115b63-cb55-494d-9c1d-f58f0eb2e2c5","title":"Apex Live 019 - Little Chode Dinosaur","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/19","content_text":"\"I did not think I would hear the term 'Viking Skank' today.\" Steve decides that Hilary Swank is a female Willem Dafoe but without the acting chops. The start of the show catches Steve a little off-guard, and he wonders what animal has the deepest throat before ultimately deciding on his ex-wife. Steve also offers some wise words to the listeners: \"If it's not getting you laid or getting you paid, you need to stop doing it.\" Can't argue with that. A spam email produces a coupon that seems mildly inappropriate, and we decide that \"rubbers\" or \"jimmies\" is funnier than \"condoms\". Our friend, sponsor, and frequent contributor Jim Ashley chimes in with a guest commentary submission. The reality of the 50 Shades series is discussed (SPOILER ALERT: It's not BDSM, it's assault and battery). Meanwhile, Brad absolutely refuses to watch Brokeback Mountain, despite Steve's insistence that it's a comedy and not a drama, and Steve discovers a new way to describe Godzilla's (or Godzirra's) son. We learn that a naked owl looks like it's been on meth but wonder if owls are immortal. AOC is saying stupid things again and we're all over it, just like Steve would be all over her if the scenario and proper motivation were presented. Steve enlightens us on the be-all-end-all universal fix for broken phones, we wonder if Ross Perot is dead (he's not) or if it's the Mandela Effect, and we have an honest discussion about cops. \"It would behoove you to get this taken care of.\" This episode's Virginia Tech Update involves the sadness of the necessity of buying an extra game against Marshall just to gain bowl eligibility. \"There is nothing sweeter than the tears of a Hokie.\" \"It's a grandma's arm on the front of his face.\" \"Fucking Black Elvis. That's awesome.\" Brad offers a small writing update and discusses the merits of the TV show \"Renegade\". We wrap up with a discussion of the beach and hope for the new year. All this and more in episode 19!\n\nMusic:\nIntro: \"End of Summer\" by The 126ers\nRejoin: \"Cielo\" by Huma-Huma\nVirginia Tech Update: \"Rural Stride\" by Josh Kirsch (Media Right Productions)\nOutro: \"The Coldest Shoulder\" by The 126ersSpecial Guest: Jim Ashley.","content_html":"

"I did not think I would hear the term 'Viking Skank' today." Steve decides that Hilary Swank is a female Willem Dafoe but without the acting chops. The start of the show catches Steve a little off-guard, and he wonders what animal has the deepest throat before ultimately deciding on his ex-wife. Steve also offers some wise words to the listeners: "If it's not getting you laid or getting you paid, you need to stop doing it." Can't argue with that. A spam email produces a coupon that seems mildly inappropriate, and we decide that "rubbers" or "jimmies" is funnier than "condoms". Our friend, sponsor, and frequent contributor Jim Ashley chimes in with a guest commentary submission. The reality of the 50 Shades series is discussed (SPOILER ALERT: It's not BDSM, it's assault and battery). Meanwhile, Brad absolutely refuses to watch Brokeback Mountain, despite Steve's insistence that it's a comedy and not a drama, and Steve discovers a new way to describe Godzilla's (or Godzirra's) son. We learn that a naked owl looks like it's been on meth but wonder if owls are immortal. AOC is saying stupid things again and we're all over it, just like Steve would be all over her if the scenario and proper motivation were presented. Steve enlightens us on the be-all-end-all universal fix for broken phones, we wonder if Ross Perot is dead (he's not) or if it's the Mandela Effect, and we have an honest discussion about cops. "It would behoove you to get this taken care of." This episode's Virginia Tech Update involves the sadness of the necessity of buying an extra game against Marshall just to gain bowl eligibility. "There is nothing sweeter than the tears of a Hokie." "It's a grandma's arm on the front of his face." "Fucking Black Elvis. That's awesome." Brad offers a small writing update and discusses the merits of the TV show "Renegade". We wrap up with a discussion of the beach and hope for the new year. All this and more in episode 19!

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Music:
\nIntro: "End of Summer" by The 126ers
\nRejoin: "Cielo" by Huma-Huma
\nVirginia Tech Update: "Rural Stride" by Josh Kirsch (Media Right Productions)
\nOutro: "The Coldest Shoulder" by The 126ers

Special Guest: Jim Ashley.

","summary":"Steve decides that Hilary Swank is a female Willem Dafoe but without the acting chops. The start of the show catches Steve a little off-guard, and he wonders what animal has the deepest throat before ultimately deciding on his ex-wife. Steve also offers some wise words to the listeners. Can't argue with that. A spam email produces a coupon that seems mildly inappropriate, and we decide that \"rubbers\" or \"jimmies\" is funnier than \"condoms\". Our friend, sponsor, and frequent contributor Jim Ashley chimes in with a guest commentary submission. The reality of the 50 Shades series is discussed (SPOILER ALERT: It's not BDSM, it's assault and battery). Meanwhile, Brad absolutely refuses to watch Brokeback Mountain, despite Steve's insistence that it's a comedy and not a drama, and Steve discovers a new way to describe Godzilla's (or Godzirra's) son. We learn that a naked owl looks like it's been on meth but wonder if owls are immortal. AOC is saying stupid things again and we're all over it, just like Steve would be all over her if the scenario and proper motivation were presented. Steve enlightens us on the be-all-end-all universal fix for broken phones, we wonder if Ross Perot is dead (he's not) or if it's the Mandela Effect, and we have an honest discussion about cops. This episode's Virginia Tech Update involves the sadness of the necessity of buying an extra game against Marshall just to gain bowl eligibility. Brad offers a small writing update and discusses the merits of the TV show \"Renegade\". We wrap up with a discussion of the beach and hope for the new year. All this and more in episode 19!","date_published":"2019-02-09T22:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/af115b63-cb55-494d-9c1d-f58f0eb2e2c5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":49183973,"duration_in_seconds":6147}]},{"id":"ae36921a-ef08-43aa-8318-16c3a5633990","title":"Apex Live Highlight - Steve's Blackout Checklist (Episode 018)","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/highlight-steves-checklist","content_text":"From episode 018, Steve lists the items on his Blackout Checklist, for when he needs to make sure everything is okay following an eventful night out.Special Guest: Brad's ex, Ashley.","content_html":"

From episode 018, Steve lists the items on his Blackout Checklist, for when he needs to make sure everything is okay following an eventful night out.

Special Guest: Brad's ex, Ashley.

","summary":"From episode 018, Steve lists the items on his Blackout Checklist, for when he needs to make sure everything is okay following an eventful night out.","date_published":"2019-02-01T14:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/ae36921a-ef08-43aa-8318-16c3a5633990.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":1237577,"duration_in_seconds":51}]},{"id":"aa51c830-3de0-4381-8e8f-1c0971662be4","title":"BONUS CONTENT - Dave Markert WTNJ Interview from March 26, 2015","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/markert-mullins-3-interview","content_text":"From March 26, 2015, Apex Combat's Dave Markert joins Dave Willis of WTNJ-FM in Beckley, West Virginia, looking ahead to his rubber match with in-ring rival Joe Mullins as the featured pro bout at the 2015 Toughman Contest.\n\nThe next night, Dave would win the fight by unanimous decision.\n\nSponsored by Blue Gold Title Research, LLCSpecial Guest: Dave Markert.","content_html":"

From March 26, 2015, Apex Combat's Dave Markert joins Dave Willis of WTNJ-FM in Beckley, West Virginia, looking ahead to his rubber match with in-ring rival Joe Mullins as the featured pro bout at the 2015 Toughman Contest.

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The next night, Dave would win the fight by unanimous decision.

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Sponsored by Blue Gold Title Research, LLC

Special Guest: Dave Markert.

","summary":"From March 26, 2015, Apex Combat's Dave Markert joins Dave Willis of WTNJ-FM in Beckley, West Virginia, looking ahead to his rubber match with in-ring rival Joe Mullins as the featured pro bout at the 2015 Toughman Contest.\r\n\r\nThe next night, Dave would win the fight by unanimous decision.","date_published":"2019-01-27T16:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/aa51c830-3de0-4381-8e8f-1c0971662be4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":5068173,"duration_in_seconds":211}]},{"id":"ba8e184c-4baa-4bce-b956-048a912af117","title":"Apex Live 018 - Smashin' with a Passion","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/18","content_text":"The hot mic pre-show discusses an adventure at Dunham's Sporting Goods, cigarette prison currency, and the alternative uses for the ol' keister. Steve believes that you don't have to keister in a white-collar prison. Brad's girlfriend, Ashley, is in studio for episode 18 and that alone makes this one special and energetic. Steve and Brad offer life and work updates, one of which is so bad that it cannot be fully discussed on the show... and that's saying something... and we collectively wonder how to define the Christmas-itis. Brad ended up back in the hospital one last time in 2018, involving high temperatures, misdiagnoses, and collapsing in the living room at the house, and Steve compares it all to an episode of Little House on the Prairie. Then we find out not only that Steve played soccer, but what we different when he did... or so he says. Pretty women hold tremendous power, and Ashley has managed to get Brad to watch all eight Harry Potter films. We reminisce about the first time we saw the first Britney Spears music video. A vicious Aaron Hernandez joke, and a discussion about some shocking news regarding the rumors surrounding his sexuality, leads to Steve dropping a dynamite Christopher Lowell reference that could be the most obscure, shocking reference made in eighteen episodes of the podcast. Ashley and Steve talk about their common ground as guitar players thanks to a Sweetwater catalog (sponsor us!), and we all deny the reports and pitfalls of a wood shortage in the world. Before the break, sponsor, owner of Blue Gold Title Research, and friend of the show Jim Ashley chimes in with a listener commentary to follow up on his recent appearance on episode 017. \n\nAfter the break, Brad and Steve talk about the recent championship fight between Adonis Stevenson and Oleksandr Gvozdyk, which ended in an eleventh-round knockout and left the now-former champion, Stevenson, in a coma, and highlight how we may not feel as bad as we normally would because of his history as a Haitian pimp that abused and turned underage girls out as prostitutes. Several attempts are made to discuss the recent passing of our 41st president, George H.W. Bush, on November 30th, but things get sidetracked. The sidetracking issues include: Brad's hatred of Kirby Puckett and Kent Hrbek, Brad and Ashley's hatred of Bryce Harper, Steve's trash-talking son, sickle cell anemia, the nonsensical beliefs of Jehovah's Witnesses and Scientologists, acquiring someone else's traits through blood transfusions, Steve's uncle's love of Van Halen and cocaine, and Crystal Pepsi. We learn that a certain child actor should not have been Home Alone with Michael Jackson, throw some unexpected respect at Ross Perot, and talk about how we miss Dave Markert. Steve thinks that former president Obama is a dickhole, his politics notwithstanding. Brad, Steve, and Ashley present their Top 5 Goals for 2019, we learn that head will make you do a lot of things, and we hear about appearances from the shocker, the minivan, and Horns Down. Getting drunk and then smashed, or just smashed, is alluded to... just before one of the most horrific and distasteful references in the history of broadcast media is made and Brad has to ask the Lord for forgiveness for even hearing it. Steve fills us in on his Blackout Checklist, hates Oprah Winfrey, briefly confuses Roots and The Color Purple, and talks about his personal experience with Roots outtakes. We listen to the viral video of Grover possibly being profane in a recent episode of Sesame Street before offering up our final Virginia Tech Update of the year as we close what might be our craziest show of the year... or ever. \n\nFor social use: #BrightSideSteve #FriendBoySteve #NoHurtButthole #FBama #YourNameIsToby #HokieTrash #WeMissYouDave #JuanitaMargarita #ESK\n\nWhy Kirby Puckett was a Garbage Human Being in Every Sense\n\nSpecial Guests: Brad's ex, Ashley and Jim Ashley.","content_html":"

The hot mic pre-show discusses an adventure at Dunham's Sporting Goods, cigarette prison currency, and the alternative uses for the ol' keister. Steve believes that you don't have to keister in a white-collar prison. Brad's girlfriend, Ashley, is in studio for episode 18 and that alone makes this one special and energetic. Steve and Brad offer life and work updates, one of which is so bad that it cannot be fully discussed on the show... and that's saying something... and we collectively wonder how to define the Christmas-itis. Brad ended up back in the hospital one last time in 2018, involving high temperatures, misdiagnoses, and collapsing in the living room at the house, and Steve compares it all to an episode of Little House on the Prairie. Then we find out not only that Steve played soccer, but what we different when he did... or so he says. Pretty women hold tremendous power, and Ashley has managed to get Brad to watch all eight Harry Potter films. We reminisce about the first time we saw the first Britney Spears music video. A vicious Aaron Hernandez joke, and a discussion about some shocking news regarding the rumors surrounding his sexuality, leads to Steve dropping a dynamite Christopher Lowell reference that could be the most obscure, shocking reference made in eighteen episodes of the podcast. Ashley and Steve talk about their common ground as guitar players thanks to a Sweetwater catalog (sponsor us!), and we all deny the reports and pitfalls of a wood shortage in the world. Before the break, sponsor, owner of Blue Gold Title Research, and friend of the show Jim Ashley chimes in with a listener commentary to follow up on his recent appearance on episode 017.

\n\n

After the break, Brad and Steve talk about the recent championship fight between Adonis Stevenson and Oleksandr Gvozdyk, which ended in an eleventh-round knockout and left the now-former champion, Stevenson, in a coma, and highlight how we may not feel as bad as we normally would because of his history as a Haitian pimp that abused and turned underage girls out as prostitutes. Several attempts are made to discuss the recent passing of our 41st president, George H.W. Bush, on November 30th, but things get sidetracked. The sidetracking issues include: Brad's hatred of Kirby Puckett and Kent Hrbek, Brad and Ashley's hatred of Bryce Harper, Steve's trash-talking son, sickle cell anemia, the nonsensical beliefs of Jehovah's Witnesses and Scientologists, acquiring someone else's traits through blood transfusions, Steve's uncle's love of Van Halen and cocaine, and Crystal Pepsi. We learn that a certain child actor should not have been Home Alone with Michael Jackson, throw some unexpected respect at Ross Perot, and talk about how we miss Dave Markert. Steve thinks that former president Obama is a dickhole, his politics notwithstanding. Brad, Steve, and Ashley present their Top 5 Goals for 2019, we learn that head will make you do a lot of things, and we hear about appearances from the shocker, the minivan, and Horns Down. Getting drunk and then smashed, or just smashed, is alluded to... just before one of the most horrific and distasteful references in the history of broadcast media is made and Brad has to ask the Lord for forgiveness for even hearing it. Steve fills us in on his Blackout Checklist, hates Oprah Winfrey, briefly confuses Roots and The Color Purple, and talks about his personal experience with Roots outtakes. We listen to the viral video of Grover possibly being profane in a recent episode of Sesame Street before offering up our final Virginia Tech Update of the year as we close what might be our craziest show of the year... or ever.

\n\n

For social use: #BrightSideSteve #FriendBoySteve #NoHurtButthole #FBama #YourNameIsToby #HokieTrash #WeMissYouDave #JuanitaMargarita #ESK

\n\n

Why Kirby Puckett was a Garbage Human Being in Every Sense

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\"\"

Special Guests: Brad's ex, Ashley and Jim Ashley.

","summary":"The hot mic pre-show discusses an adventure at Dunham's Sporting Goods, cigarette prison currency, and the alternative uses for the ol' keister. Steve believes that you don't have to keister in a white-collar prison. Brad's girlfriend, Ashley, is in studio for episode 18 and that alone makes this one special and energetic. Steve and Brad offer life and work updates, one of which is so bad that it cannot be fully discussed on the show... and that's saying something... and we collectively wonder how to define the Christmas-itis. Brad ended up back in the hospital one last time in 2018, involving high temperatures, misdiagnoses, and collapsing in the living room at the house, and Steve compares it all to an episode of Little House on the Prairie. Then we find out not only that Steve played soccer, but what we different when he did... or so he says. Pretty women hold tremendous power, and Ashley has managed to get Brad to watch all eight Harry Potter films. We reminisce about the first time we saw the first Britney Spears music video. A vicious Aaron Hernandez joke, and a discussion about some shocking news regarding the rumors surrounding his sexuality, leads to Steve dropping a dynamite Christopher Lowell reference that could be the most obscure, shocking reference made in eighteen episodes of the podcast. Ashley and Steve talk about their common ground as guitar players thanks to a Sweetwater catalog (sponsor us!), and we all deny the reports and pitfalls of a wood shortage in the world. Before the break, sponsor, owner of Blue Gold Title Research, and friend of the show Jim Ashley chimes in with a listener commentary to follow up on his recent appearance on episode 017. \r\n\r\nAfter the break, Brad and Steve talk about the recent championship fight between Adonis Stevenson and Oleksandr Gvozdyk, which ended in an eleventh-round knockout and left the now-former champion, Stevenson, in a coma, and highlight how we may not feel as bad as we normally would because of his history as a Haitian pimp that abused and turned underage girls out as prostitutes. Several attempts are made to discuss the recent passing of our 41st president, George H.W. Bush, on November 30th, but things get sidetracked. The sidetracking issues include: Brad's hatred of Kirby Puckett and Kent Hrbek, Brad and Ashley's hatred of Bryce Harper, Steve's trash-talking son, sickle cell anemia, the nonsensical beliefs of Jehovah's Witnesses and Scientologists, acquiring someone else's traits through blood transfusions, Steve's uncle's love of Van Halen and cocaine, and Crystal Pepsi. We learn that a certain child actor should not have been Home Alone with Michael Jackson, throw some unexpected respect at Ross Perot, and talk about how we miss Dave Markert. Steve thinks that former president Obama is a dickhole, his politics notwithstanding. Brad, Steve, and Ashley present their Top 5 Goals for 2019, we learn that head will make you do a lot of things, and we hear about appearances from the shocker, the minivan, and Horns Down. Getting drunk and then smashed, or just smashed, is alluded to... just before one of the most horrific and distasteful references in the history of broadcast media is made and Brad has to ask the Lord for forgiveness for even hearing it. Steve fills us in on his Blackout Checklist, hates Oprah Winfrey, briefly confuses Roots and The Color Purple, and talks about his personal experience with Roots outtakes. We listen to the viral video of Grover possibly being profane in a recent episode of Sesame Street before offering up our final Virginia Tech Update of the year as we close what might be our craziest show of the year... or ever. \r\n\r\n#BrightSideSteve #FriendBoySteve #NoHurtButthole #FBama #YourNameIsToby #HokieTrash #WeMissYouDave #JuanitaMargarita #ESK","date_published":"2018-12-29T22:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/ba8e184c-4baa-4bce-b956-048a912af117.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":60838974,"duration_in_seconds":7604}]},{"id":"bbe16731-131d-462c-8067-b61f69287ae7","title":"Apex Live Highlight - Jim Ashley Interview (Episode 017)","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/jim-ashley-intro","content_text":"Our interview with Jim Ashley, owner-operator of Blue Gold Title Research, friend, longtime listener, and inaugural sponsor of the show. Jim discusses the nature of his business, the upcoming West Virginia football game against Oklahoma on Black Friday, and his recent international travels before offering his feedback on Apex Live presenting his own Top 5 Desert Island Women list. Special Guest: Jim Ashley.","content_html":"

Our interview with Jim Ashley, owner-operator of Blue Gold Title Research, friend, longtime listener, and inaugural sponsor of the show. Jim discusses the nature of his business, the upcoming West Virginia football game against Oklahoma on Black Friday, and his recent international travels before offering his feedback on Apex Live presenting his own Top 5 Desert Island Women list.

Special Guest: Jim Ashley.

","summary":"Our interview with Jim Ashley, owner-operator of Blue Gold Title Research, friend, longtime listener, and inaugural sponsor of the show. Jim discusses the nature of his business, the upcoming West Virginia football game against Oklahoma on Black Friday, and his recent international travels before offering his feedback on Apex Live presenting his own Top 5 Desert Island Women list. ","date_published":"2018-11-28T18:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/bbe16731-131d-462c-8067-b61f69287ae7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":16463830,"duration_in_seconds":2057}]},{"id":"ab516c55-32ae-478d-8c5d-f0b31fee925e","title":"Apex Live 017 - Is Feline AIDS a Thing?","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/17","content_text":"In the cold open, Steve opens the show by wondering some things about Magic Johnson's son, the truth of how Magic actually contracted the AIDS, and then something about goat AIDS. Finally, the show begins to the news that the Stolen Summer is over, and the phoenix has risen. Brad and Steve offer a brief life update, we are introduced to the possible future appearance of Ambien Steve, and Steve unveils the previously unknown fact that he has been a sleepwalker for much of his life. Experimental aircraft are deemed unacceptable, Steve finds out that Roy Halladay is dead, and the possibility arrives that Steve and Stephanie might already be common law married. Be thankful that you can wake up every morning and not be Richard Ojeda, embrace libertarianism if you are sick of an oversized, overreaching government, and extend a big middle finger to the FCC, IRS, and FDA. Brad talks about his recent surgeries and his new job as a court reporter. To close the first segment, Brad and Steve celebrate Thanksgiving by discussing things for which they are thankful (although CBS is not on Brad's list because of their decision to cancel Salvation). \n\nIn the second segment of the program, we welcome Jim Ashley, owner-operator of Blue Gold Title Research, friend, longtime listener, and inaugural sponsor of the show. Jim discusses the nature of his business, the upcoming West Virginia football game against Oklahoma on Black Friday, and his recent international travels before offering his feedback on Apex Live presenting his own Top 5 Desert Island Women list. \n\nAll this and more is prominently featured in episode 17 of the podcast. Let us all give thanks for friends, family, faith, and Apex Live. #GoldustJohnson #FelineAIDS #WatchYourSix #ESK #GoodnightAmericaSpecial Guest: Jim Ashley.","content_html":"

In the cold open, Steve opens the show by wondering some things about Magic Johnson's son, the truth of how Magic actually contracted the AIDS, and then something about goat AIDS. Finally, the show begins to the news that the Stolen Summer is over, and the phoenix has risen. Brad and Steve offer a brief life update, we are introduced to the possible future appearance of Ambien Steve, and Steve unveils the previously unknown fact that he has been a sleepwalker for much of his life. Experimental aircraft are deemed unacceptable, Steve finds out that Roy Halladay is dead, and the possibility arrives that Steve and Stephanie might already be common law married. Be thankful that you can wake up every morning and not be Richard Ojeda, embrace libertarianism if you are sick of an oversized, overreaching government, and extend a big middle finger to the FCC, IRS, and FDA. Brad talks about his recent surgeries and his new job as a court reporter. To close the first segment, Brad and Steve celebrate Thanksgiving by discussing things for which they are thankful (although CBS is not on Brad's list because of their decision to cancel Salvation).

\n\n

In the second segment of the program, we welcome Jim Ashley, owner-operator of Blue Gold Title Research, friend, longtime listener, and inaugural sponsor of the show. Jim discusses the nature of his business, the upcoming West Virginia football game against Oklahoma on Black Friday, and his recent international travels before offering his feedback on Apex Live presenting his own Top 5 Desert Island Women list.

\n\n

All this and more is prominently featured in episode 17 of the podcast. Let us all give thanks for friends, family, faith, and Apex Live. #GoldustJohnson #FelineAIDS #WatchYourSix #ESK #GoodnightAmerica

Special Guest: Jim Ashley.

","summary":"In the cold open, Steve opens the show by wondering some things about Magic Johnson's son, the truth of how Magic actually contracted the AIDS, and then something about goat AIDS. Finally, the show begins to the news that the Stolen Summer is over, and the phoenix has risen. Brad and Steve offer a brief life update, we are introduced to the possible future appearance of Ambien Steve, and Steve unveils the previously unknown fact that he has been a sleepwalker for much of his life. Experimental aircraft are deemed unacceptable, Steve finds out that Roy Halladay is dead, and the possibility arrives that Steve and Stephanie might already be common law married. Be thankful that you can wake up every morning and not be Richard Ojeda, embrace libertarianism if you are sick of an oversized, overreaching government, and extend a big middle finger to the FCC, IRS, and FDA. Brad talks about his recent surgeries and his new job as a court reporter. To close the first segment, Brad and Steve celebrate Thanksgiving by discussing things for which they are thankful (although CBS is not on Brad's list because of their decision to cancel \"Salvation\"). \r\n\r\nIn the second segment of the program, we welcome Jim Ashley, owner-operator of Blue Gold Title Research, friend, longtime listener, and inaugural sponsor of the show. Jim discusses the nature of his business, the upcoming West Virginia football game against Oklahoma on Black Friday, and his recent international travels before offering his feedback on Apex Live presenting his own Top 5 Desert Island Women list. \r\n\r\nAll this and more is prominently featured in episode 17 of the podcast. Let us all give thanks for friends, family, faith, and Apex Live. #GoldustJohnson #FelineAIDS #WatchYourSix #ESK","date_published":"2018-11-21T23:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/ab516c55-32ae-478d-8c5d-f0b31fee925e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":53033586,"duration_in_seconds":6629}]},{"id":"cc7577d1-194d-4dc9-b2b4-228350705f50","title":"Apex Live Highlight - Special Podcast Announcement","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/bgtr","content_text":"It's a very special announcement for Apex Live. Big news for the future of the show!Special Guest: Jim Ashley.","content_html":"

It's a very special announcement for Apex Live. Big news for the future of the show!

Special Guest: Jim Ashley.

","summary":"It's a very special announcement for Apex Live. Big news for the future of the show!","date_published":"2018-10-22T14:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/cc7577d1-194d-4dc9-b2b4-228350705f50.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":823170,"duration_in_seconds":34}]},{"id":"17169a2c-2676-4a60-a40d-de9cf7c4bc2b","title":"Apex Live 016 - Birdshot is the Best","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/16","content_text":"In the cold open, we find out from Steve that Stephanie lost a bet with some serious consequences. Steve recaps his California adventure, which did not include visits to Slab City or Skid Row. The rural life is better than metros; violence, the insanity, you all can have it. We'll take the slow-paced suburban or rural life over tourist cities and metros any day. There is a correlation between the city making all of the mainstream entertainment being the same city that makes all the porn. The ignorance and stupidity of going to the beach and eating at Long John Silver's. However, Captain D's lobster rolls are unapologetically amazing. Justin Novaria chimes in with his \"Talkin' with the TeddyBear\" listener commentary on how modern feminism is destroying our world. In the second half, Steve offered friendly, solicited advice. We have another VIRGINIA TECH UPDATE! The Hokies never disappoint... except when they disappoint themselves and their fans. HBO is out of the boxing business and while that means no more Max Kellerman, it's also the end of a 45-year era. Finally, we revisit the brilliance of Ben Shapiro's reminder that facts don't care about your feelings and make a big show announcement. #WatchYourSix #SocialismKills #HaglerBeatLeonard #MaxKellermanIsAButthole\n\nExit sandman.Final: ND 45 - VT 23.#GoIrish☘️ #NDvsVT pic.twitter.com/mPCgI59e03— Notre Dame Football (@NDFootball) October 7, 2018Special Guest: Justin Novaria.","content_html":"

In the cold open, we find out from Steve that Stephanie lost a bet with some serious consequences. Steve recaps his California adventure, which did not include visits to Slab City or Skid Row. The rural life is better than metros; violence, the insanity, you all can have it. We'll take the slow-paced suburban or rural life over tourist cities and metros any day. There is a correlation between the city making all of the mainstream entertainment being the same city that makes all the porn. The ignorance and stupidity of going to the beach and eating at Long John Silver's. However, Captain D's lobster rolls are unapologetically amazing. Justin Novaria chimes in with his "Talkin' with the TeddyBear" listener commentary on how modern feminism is destroying our world. In the second half, Steve offered friendly, solicited advice. We have another VIRGINIA TECH UPDATE! The Hokies never disappoint... except when they disappoint themselves and their fans. HBO is out of the boxing business and while that means no more Max Kellerman, it's also the end of a 45-year era. Finally, we revisit the brilliance of Ben Shapiro's reminder that facts don't care about your feelings and make a big show announcement. #WatchYourSix #SocialismKills #HaglerBeatLeonard #MaxKellermanIsAButthole

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Exit sandman.

Final: ND 45 - VT 23.#GoIrish☘️ #NDvsVT pic.twitter.com/mPCgI59e03

— Notre Dame Football (@NDFootball) October 7, 2018

Special Guest: Justin Novaria.

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Steve acts as the temporary West Coast Correspondent while he is in California for work and laments his lack of interaction while in the porn capital of the United States. West Coast Walmarts, technical support, the Labrea Tar Pits, the HOV lane, and Airborne AIDS are all discussed as part of Steve's review. A major show announcement is made before the rematch between Gennady Golovkin and Canelo Alvarez is discussed. SPOILER: We hate Max Kellerman. Following the GGG-Canelo II talk, Brad and Steve consider the possibility of Pacquiao-Mayweather II and why we desperately do not need that fight to happen again. Before the break, it's time for another Virginia Tech Update. In this episode, the subject is, again, criminal activity and the Hokies are #2 in the country. Way to go, VPI! After the break, Steve reveals the best place to be homeless before Brad unpacks his hatred of the self-checkout lanes and all of the reasons why, which somehow leads to talk about robot pharmacists, gas prices, why Americans rarely back up their big talk about prices they refuse to pay, Viking funerals, and ICQ. In the teaser of our new correspondents, Steve advocates the creation of the Apex Live Juggies and the purchase of a trampoline. In closing, we remind everyone that socialism kills. #BuckUpAndSayYes #WatchYourSix

","summary":"Steve acts as the temporary West Coast Correspondent while he is in California for work and laments his lack of interaction while in the porn capital of the United States. West Coast Walmarts, technical support, the Labrea Tar Pits, the HOV lane, and Airborne AIDS are all discussed as part of Steve's review. A major show announcement is made before the rematch between Gennady Golovkin and Canelo Alvarez is discussed. SPOILER: We hate Max Kellerman. Following the GGG-Canelo II talk, Brad and Steve consider the possibility of Pacquiao-Mayweather II and why we desperately do not need that fight to happen again. Before the break, it's time for another Virginia Tech Update. In this episode, the subject is, again, criminal activity and the Hokies are #2 in the country. Way to go, VPI! After the break, Steve reveals the best place to be homeless before Brad unpacks his hatred of the self-checkout lanes and all of the reasons why, which somehow leads to talk about robot pharmacists, gas prices, why Americans rarely back up their big talk about prices they refuse to pay, Viking funerals, and ICQ. In the teaser of our new correspondents, Steve advocates the creation of the Apex Live Juggies and the purchase of a trampoline. In closing, we remind everyone that socialism kills. #BuckUpAndSayYes #WatchYourSix\r\n","date_published":"2018-09-20T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/6ee4d98d-b3c8-457f-9482-31c17b39b4f9.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":55688033,"duration_in_seconds":6907}]},{"id":"72c51c4e-eeda-4899-b19b-8737af3dca15","title":"Apex Live Highlight - Brad Answers Steve's Third Question (Episode 014)","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/highlight-brad-question3","content_text":"From episode 014, Steve gets to ask Brad anything on his birthday and the third question brings about a lengthy and emotional response.","content_html":"

From episode 014, Steve gets to ask Brad anything on his birthday and the third question brings about a lengthy and emotional response.

","summary":"From episode 014, Steve gets to ask Brad anything on his birthday and the third question brings about a lengthy and emotional response.","date_published":"2018-07-31T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/72c51c4e-eeda-4899-b19b-8737af3dca15.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":23171437,"duration_in_seconds":944}]},{"id":"68ba37bb-92b1-49d5-9f98-928442ca0818","title":"Apex Live 014 - The Art of Jerkery ","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/14","content_text":"We get off to a fast start in the hot mic pre-show as the ultimate Eric Slocum story is recounted, a Knight Rider ringtone introduces the desire to ride adult big wheels, and we bring up the Mandela Effect and the Sinbad movie that apparently never existed. It's Brad's birthday on the day of recording, the episode is presented entirely free of show notes, and the Phoenix is rising. Brad is in need of good things, Steve is looking for a new job in his current field while addressing the annoying trendiness of his son. In the most unbelievable moment in podcast history, Steve says that he does not punch hard anymore, and then discusses his new TV show to binge watch: Breaking Bad. We lament the premature ending of Jericho, talk about the best original shows that USA Network has produced, and name drop two '90s classics: Parker Lewis Can't Lose and American Gladiators. To close the first half of the show, we talk the ideology of Superman, Batman, and other characters in the modern world, before Steve veers into the area of massage parlors.\n\nIn the second half of the show, Steve has the opportunity to ask Brad anything on his birthday. The questions, and the emotional answers, are not to be missed.\n\nApexLive #NotAProblem #Believe #WatchYourSix","content_html":"

We get off to a fast start in the hot mic pre-show as the ultimate Eric Slocum story is recounted, a Knight Rider ringtone introduces the desire to ride adult big wheels, and we bring up the Mandela Effect and the Sinbad movie that apparently never existed. It's Brad's birthday on the day of recording, the episode is presented entirely free of show notes, and the Phoenix is rising. Brad is in need of good things, Steve is looking for a new job in his current field while addressing the annoying trendiness of his son. In the most unbelievable moment in podcast history, Steve says that he does not punch hard anymore, and then discusses his new TV show to binge watch: Breaking Bad. We lament the premature ending of Jericho, talk about the best original shows that USA Network has produced, and name drop two '90s classics: Parker Lewis Can't Lose and American Gladiators. To close the first half of the show, we talk the ideology of Superman, Batman, and other characters in the modern world, before Steve veers into the area of massage parlors.

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In the second half of the show, Steve has the opportunity to ask Brad anything on his birthday. The questions, and the emotional answers, are not to be missed.

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ApexLive #NotAProblem #Believe #WatchYourSix

","summary":"In the hot mic pre-show, the ultimate Eric Slocum story is recounted, and a Knight Rider ringtone introduces the desire to ride adult big wheels. It's Brad's birthday on the day of recording, the episode is presented entirely free of show notes, and the Phoenix is rising. Brad is in need of good things, Steve is looking for a new job in his current field while addressing the annoying trendiness of his son. We lament the premature ending of Jericho, talk about the best original shows that USA Network has produced, and name drop two '90s classics: Parker Lewis Can't Lose and American Gladiators. In the second half of the show, Steve has the opportunity to ask Brad anything on his birthday. The questions, and the emotional answers, are not to be missed.","date_published":"2018-07-30T22:15:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/68ba37bb-92b1-49d5-9f98-928442ca0818.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":45250856,"duration_in_seconds":5603}]},{"id":"79c57229-ce48-416f-bb5e-9ba9ded3def6","title":"Apex Live Highlight - Brad and Steve's Top 5 Desert Island Women (Episode 013)","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/highlight-top5-desert-island-women","content_text":"From episode 013, Brad and Steve present their Top 5 Desert Island Women.","content_html":"

From episode 013, Brad and Steve present their Top 5 Desert Island Women.

","summary":"From episode 013, Brad and Steve present their Top 5 Desert Island Women.","date_published":"2018-07-24T23:30:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/79c57229-ce48-416f-bb5e-9ba9ded3def6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":7953045,"duration_in_seconds":929}]},{"id":"c89b4918-5fce-4189-89ec-6f26522051e8","title":"Apex Live Highlight - Brad and Jake Morris Tell Stories from Section 103 at Mountaineer Field (Episode 013)","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/highlight-103-stories","content_text":"From episode 013, Brad and Jake Morris remember some of their best moments from section 103 at Mountaineer Field.Special Guest: Jacob Morris.","content_html":"

From episode 013, Brad and Jake Morris remember some of their best moments from section 103 at Mountaineer Field.

Special Guest: Jacob Morris.

","summary":"From episode 013, Brad and Jake Morris remember some of their best moments from section 103 at Mountaineer Field.","date_published":"2018-07-24T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/c89b4918-5fce-4189-89ec-6f26522051e8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":7666840,"duration_in_seconds":894}]},{"id":"c3b4cb63-5835-4cdf-b8e1-9d28ebff1ceb","title":"Apex Live Highlight - Brad's Final Note for the Inner Circle (Episode 013)","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/highlight-inner-circle","content_text":"From episode 013, Brad offers a final note of thanks to the members of his inner circle who have kept him on his feet during a recent time of personal crisis.Special Guests: Dave Markert, Jacob Morris, and Justin Novaria.","content_html":"

From episode 013, Brad offers a final note of thanks to the members of his inner circle who have kept him on his feet during a recent time of personal crisis.

Special Guests: Dave Markert, Jacob Morris, and Justin Novaria.

","summary":"From episode 013, Brad offers a final note of thanks to the members of his inner circle who have kept him on his feet during a recent time of personal crisis.","date_published":"2018-07-23T22:45:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/c3b4cb63-5835-4cdf-b8e1-9d28ebff1ceb.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":8766938,"duration_in_seconds":343}]},{"id":"4d0b8ac1-4f7a-48d8-a84c-15342dceaf36","title":"Apex Live 013 - Mike Davis Ain't Runnin'","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/13","content_text":"Jake Morris, a founding member of Apex Combat and member of the inner circle, sits in for the first half of the show because Steve is stuck an hour away for work. In what amounts to two episodes in one, our longest show yet hits the ground running as Brad and Jake discuss bums, their schedule and drinking habits, and how the word can pertain to both the financially disadvantaged and opponents in the world of boxing that refuse to run. Brad briefly addresses the unintentional hiatus for the show in recent weeks, speaking openly about the adverse effects but without naming names. Continuing in the sports heavy first half of the program, Brad and Jake preview and discuss the 2018 West Virginia football season, rant about the stupidity of the current playoff system, ridicule Pitt and Virginia Tech, revisit the worst possible memory for Pittsburgh Pirates fans and one of the best in the history of the Atlanta Braves, and share some of their best stories from section 103 at Mountaineer Field. Steve is back in the studio for the second half of the episode, and he has had enough of bad days of work in a certain local area. He has also had enough of work in general, and does not hesitate to air his grievances. Dave Markert is called out for bleaching his hair and Steve discusses his recent family vacation to what he calls Hillbilly Heaven in Tennessee. Brad makes an official book announcement for 2019, and the perils of social media, greed, and the materialistic mindset are talked about in context of decision-making and the influence that we have on people whether we intend to or not. Steve compares being intubated for surgery to deep-throating in the most intimate sense, the words \"Date Rape Dessert\" make an appearance and the reason why is inexplicable, and acronyms for someone's name are presented despite neither host having any involvement. In the final segment, Steve vents his frustration with the FDA and their intrusion upon almond milk, Brad and Steve present their Top 5 Desert Island Women lists, and Brad closes the show with a thank you note for his inner circle. This is not one to be missed, no matter who you are. #WatchYourSixSpecial Guest: Jacob Morris.","content_html":"

Jake Morris, a founding member of Apex Combat and member of the inner circle, sits in for the first half of the show because Steve is stuck an hour away for work. In what amounts to two episodes in one, our longest show yet hits the ground running as Brad and Jake discuss bums, their schedule and drinking habits, and how the word can pertain to both the financially disadvantaged and opponents in the world of boxing that refuse to run. Brad briefly addresses the unintentional hiatus for the show in recent weeks, speaking openly about the adverse effects but without naming names. Continuing in the sports heavy first half of the program, Brad and Jake preview and discuss the 2018 West Virginia football season, rant about the stupidity of the current playoff system, ridicule Pitt and Virginia Tech, revisit the worst possible memory for Pittsburgh Pirates fans and one of the best in the history of the Atlanta Braves, and share some of their best stories from section 103 at Mountaineer Field. Steve is back in the studio for the second half of the episode, and he has had enough of bad days of work in a certain local area. He has also had enough of work in general, and does not hesitate to air his grievances. Dave Markert is called out for bleaching his hair and Steve discusses his recent family vacation to what he calls Hillbilly Heaven in Tennessee. Brad makes an official book announcement for 2019, and the perils of social media, greed, and the materialistic mindset are talked about in context of decision-making and the influence that we have on people whether we intend to or not. Steve compares being intubated for surgery to deep-throating in the most intimate sense, the words "Date Rape Dessert" make an appearance and the reason why is inexplicable, and acronyms for someone's name are presented despite neither host having any involvement. In the final segment, Steve vents his frustration with the FDA and their intrusion upon almond milk, Brad and Steve present their Top 5 Desert Island Women lists, and Brad closes the show with a thank you note for his inner circle. This is not one to be missed, no matter who you are. #WatchYourSix

Special Guest: Jacob Morris.

","summary":"Jake Morris, a founding member of Apex Combat and member of the inner circle, sits in for the first half of the show because Steve is stuck an hour away for work. In what amounts to two episodes in one, our longest show yet hits the ground running as Brad and Jake discuss bums, their schedule and drinking habits, and how the word can pertain to both the financially disadvantaged and opponents in the world of boxing that refuse to run. Brad briefly addresses the unintentional hiatus for the show in recent weeks, speaking openly about the adverse effects but without naming names. Continuing in the sports heavy first half of the program, Brad and Jake preview and discuss the 2018 West Virginia football season, rant about the stupidity of the current playoff system, ridicule Pitt and Virginia Tech, revisit the worst possible memory for Pittsburgh Pirates fans and one of the best in the history of the Atlanta Braves, and share some of their best stories from section 103 at Mountaineer Field. Steve is back in the studio for the second half of the episode, and he has had enough of bad days of work in a certain local area. He has also had enough of work in general, and does not hesitate to air his grievances. Dave Markert is called out for bleaching his hair and Steve discusses his recent family vacation to what he calls Hillbilly Heaven in Tennessee. Brad makes an official book announcement for 2019, and the perils of social media, greed, and the materialistic mindset are talked about in context of decision-making and the influence that we have on people whether we intend to or not. Steve compares being intubated for surgery to deep-throating in the most intimate sense, the words \"Date Rape Dessert\" make an appearance and the reason why is inexplicable, and acronyms for someone's name are presented despite neither host having any involvement. In the final segment, Steve vents his frustration with the FDA and their intrusion upon almond milk, Brad and Steve present their Top 5 Desert Island Women lists, and Brad closes the show with a thank you note for his inner circle. This is not one to be missed, no matter who you are. #WatchYourSix","date_published":"2018-07-20T23:45:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/4d0b8ac1-4f7a-48d8-a84c-15342dceaf36.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":80324391,"duration_in_seconds":9986}]},{"id":"41771008-5af1-4fd6-a47c-efb49ec4964c","title":"Apex Live 012 - Chipped Beef is Never a Good Story","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/12","content_text":"In the hot mic pre-show, a new slang term is announced that is not yet listed on Urban Dictionary but will be soon, Steve breaks out more old English for no reason, and the word \"merkin\" is mentioned for the first time ever as Steve continues his burgeoning second career as a Foley artist. The show begins with a discussion of eating crickets, hating celebrities and athletes, and Steve decides that he wants a shirt that says \"Cuckold the World\". The presidential pardon of former world heavyweight champion Jack Johnson is covered, and then we explore the details of Video Game Teabagging because apparently that's a thing. Steve's girl Stephanie chimes in on playing PUBG, we learn things about Steve's mom, and we address the ridiculous tweet from a Canadian woman who thinks Father's Day should be banned because it's somehow insulting to single moms and same-sex couples. Adalaide Byrd and her GGG-Canelo scorecards, and the metric system round out the first half.\n\nIn the second half of the program, we have a vegan update just for Steve. Impromptu Forrest Gump jokes show up for no reason before we learn about how Steve and Stephanie met. In an interesting aside, Steve dances from time to time and is tired of slaying hoes. We learn new things all the time. We hear two words put together that have likely never before been used as a term, and offer another friendly disclaimer about the importance of phrasing. Several different Steves appear, including his aliases Juan Margarita and Bret Stevenson, and we review feedback from a listener overseas before discussing a guest or two that we would enjoy putting On the Spot soon. Finally, we postulate that a famous sportscaster is still out there biting hookers and try to close the show on a positive note.\n\nTune in for our most relaxed episode yet!Special Guest: Steve's ex, Stephanie.","content_html":"

In the hot mic pre-show, a new slang term is announced that is not yet listed on Urban Dictionary but will be soon, Steve breaks out more old English for no reason, and the word "merkin" is mentioned for the first time ever as Steve continues his burgeoning second career as a Foley artist. The show begins with a discussion of eating crickets, hating celebrities and athletes, and Steve decides that he wants a shirt that says "Cuckold the World". The presidential pardon of former world heavyweight champion Jack Johnson is covered, and then we explore the details of Video Game Teabagging because apparently that's a thing. Steve's girl Stephanie chimes in on playing PUBG, we learn things about Steve's mom, and we address the ridiculous tweet from a Canadian woman who thinks Father's Day should be banned because it's somehow insulting to single moms and same-sex couples. Adalaide Byrd and her GGG-Canelo scorecards, and the metric system round out the first half.

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In the second half of the program, we have a vegan update just for Steve. Impromptu Forrest Gump jokes show up for no reason before we learn about how Steve and Stephanie met. In an interesting aside, Steve dances from time to time and is tired of slaying hoes. We learn new things all the time. We hear two words put together that have likely never before been used as a term, and offer another friendly disclaimer about the importance of phrasing. Several different Steves appear, including his aliases Juan Margarita and Bret Stevenson, and we review feedback from a listener overseas before discussing a guest or two that we would enjoy putting On the Spot soon. Finally, we postulate that a famous sportscaster is still out there biting hookers and try to close the show on a positive note.

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Tune in for our most relaxed episode yet!

Special Guest: Steve's ex, Stephanie.

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Professional boxer and friend of the show Justin "TeddyBear" Novaria joins episode 011 of Apex Live as the inaugural guest for our new On the Spot interview segment. Listen as Justin discusses his amateur and professional boxing career to this point and answers questions about life in general.

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Justin Novaria KO 1 Jason Harbin

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Justin Novaria KO 2 Pearl Dotson

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(Video courtesy of Jerry Davis)

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Justin Novaria robbed vs. Sean Conway

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Special Guest: Justin Novaria.

","summary":"Professional boxer and friend of the show Justin \"TeddyBear\" Novaria joins episode 011 of Apex Live as the inaugural guest for our new On the Spot interview segment. Listen as Justin discusses his amateur and professional boxing career to this point and answers questions about life in general.","date_published":"2018-05-19T00:15:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/feb7d2ee-5163-4a09-a0a5-4a96a0f0f322.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":33251455,"duration_in_seconds":4092}]},{"id":"4b63f122-c88f-46c2-85fc-fea86d5e2561","title":"Apex Live 011 - The Toughest Bar Fighter at the Nursing Home","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/11","content_text":"\"Raise my seed. It will hate you!\" Steve says as part of his desire to cuckold people that he doesn't like. Sadly, the context is not airable but the show starts quickly. Work complaints give way to references to the Thompson Twins, Tears for Fears, lamenting that we grew up a decade too late, and ridiculing Jake Gylenhaal's resume. We hate the Kardashians and the cultural plague that they represent, and the anger results in a literal power outage near our studio. Family grievances are aired, the latest school shooting is addressed, and we throw shade at big pharma. Before the segment break, we pay tribute to a radio legend who retired in March, during our hiatus, after five decades on the air. \n\nIn the second segment, we welcome Justin Novaria back to the program to discuss recent events in the world of boxing before he settles in to be the first guest in our On the Spot feature. You don't want to miss Justin's interview as he recounts some of the most important moments of his professional boxing career and discusses his views on life in general.\n\nImus in the Morning - \"The Whittaker Chambers Incident\" (1997)\n\n\n\nImus in the Morning - Charles McCord Meltdown (2006)\n\n\n\nJustin Novaria KO 1 Jason Harbin\n\n\n\nJustin Novaria KO 2 Pearl Dotson\n\n\n\n(Video courtesy of Jerry Davis)Special Guest: Justin Novaria.","content_html":"

"Raise my seed. It will hate you!" Steve says as part of his desire to cuckold people that he doesn't like. Sadly, the context is not airable but the show starts quickly. Work complaints give way to references to the Thompson Twins, Tears for Fears, lamenting that we grew up a decade too late, and ridiculing Jake Gylenhaal's resume. We hate the Kardashians and the cultural plague that they represent, and the anger results in a literal power outage near our studio. Family grievances are aired, the latest school shooting is addressed, and we throw shade at big pharma. Before the segment break, we pay tribute to a radio legend who retired in March, during our hiatus, after five decades on the air.

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In the second segment, we welcome Justin Novaria back to the program to discuss recent events in the world of boxing before he settles in to be the first guest in our On the Spot feature. You don't want to miss Justin's interview as he recounts some of the most important moments of his professional boxing career and discusses his views on life in general.

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Imus in the Morning - "The Whittaker Chambers Incident" (1997)

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Imus in the Morning - Charles McCord Meltdown (2006)

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Justin Novaria KO 1 Jason Harbin

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Justin Novaria KO 2 Pearl Dotson

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(Video courtesy of Jerry Davis)

Special Guest: Justin Novaria.

","summary":"\"Raise my seed. It will hate you!\" Steve says as part of his desire to cuckold people that he doesn't like. Sadly, the context is not airable but the show starts quickly. Work complaints give way to references to lamenting that we grew up a decade too late. We hate the Kardashians and the cultural plague that they represent, and the anger results in a literal power outage near our studio. Family grievances are aired, the latest school shooting is addressed, and we throw shade at big pharma. Before the segment break, we pay tribute to a radio legend who retired in March, during our hiatus, after five decades on the air. In the second segment, we welcome Justin Novaria back to the program to discuss recent events in the world of boxing before he settles in to be the first guest in our On the Spot feature. You don't want to miss Justin's interview as he recounts some of the most important moments of his professional boxing career and discusses his views on life in general.","date_published":"2018-05-18T23:45:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/4b63f122-c88f-46c2-85fc-fea86d5e2561.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":69577169,"duration_in_seconds":8646}]},{"id":"815a3d35-0419-413d-969e-ae483193c2e1","title":"Apex Live 010 - Mushroom in the Middle","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/10","content_text":"We're (finally) back with our first episode of 2018! Before the show, we look at some of the classes that should be offered at Steve U, praise the everlasting brilliance of '80 pop culture (listen for the unexpected Mr. Belvedere reference), cheer on the Israelis as they carry out military action in Syria, and look at stupid memes while telling horrible jokes. Once the show begins we wish the listeners a severely belated Happy New Year, drop in another critique of the Varsity Blues barbecue scene that somehow leads to a discussion about Bill Paxton, Randy Travis, and country music in the 1980s. Our lengthy hiatus is discussed and explained, and our discussion of egomania, megalomania, and politicians is rudely interrupted by a message from Dave Markert... leading to an unplanned ambush interview. After the break, Steve plays with an ancient whistle and discusses his oldest son's baseball acumen and proper grenade-tossing technique. From there, the discussion turns to the military action in the Middle East against Iran, the simplest implications of President Trump's decision to de-certify the Iran nuclear deal, and the possible prophetic significance of current events. Then it's time for another Virginia Tech update, talking about an event involving the women's lacrosse team and a postgame celebration video that landed VT on the national headlines for all the wrong reasons. Finally, we discuss \"On the Spot\", a new interview segment that will be featured on future episodes of the podcast, and highlight the importance of finding common ground. We're back to it, and we'll talk again soon.\n\n\n\nMusic:\nIntro: \"End of Summer\" by The 126ers\nRejoin: \"Cielo\" by Huma-Huma\nOutro: \"The Coldest Shoulder\" by The 126ersSpecial Guest: Dave Markert.","content_html":"

We're (finally) back with our first episode of 2018! Before the show, we look at some of the classes that should be offered at Steve U, praise the everlasting brilliance of '80 pop culture (listen for the unexpected Mr. Belvedere reference), cheer on the Israelis as they carry out military action in Syria, and look at stupid memes while telling horrible jokes. Once the show begins we wish the listeners a severely belated Happy New Year, drop in another critique of the Varsity Blues barbecue scene that somehow leads to a discussion about Bill Paxton, Randy Travis, and country music in the 1980s. Our lengthy hiatus is discussed and explained, and our discussion of egomania, megalomania, and politicians is rudely interrupted by a message from Dave Markert... leading to an unplanned ambush interview. After the break, Steve plays with an ancient whistle and discusses his oldest son's baseball acumen and proper grenade-tossing technique. From there, the discussion turns to the military action in the Middle East against Iran, the simplest implications of President Trump's decision to de-certify the Iran nuclear deal, and the possible prophetic significance of current events. Then it's time for another Virginia Tech update, talking about an event involving the women's lacrosse team and a postgame celebration video that landed VT on the national headlines for all the wrong reasons. Finally, we discuss "On the Spot", a new interview segment that will be featured on future episodes of the podcast, and highlight the importance of finding common ground. We're back to it, and we'll talk again soon.

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\"Baseballs

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Music:
\nIntro: "End of Summer" by The 126ers
\nRejoin: "Cielo" by Huma-Huma
\nOutro: "The Coldest Shoulder" by The 126ers

Special Guest: Dave Markert.

","summary":"We're (finally) back with our first episode of 2018! Once the show begins we wish the listeners a severely belated Happy New Year, drop in another critique of the Varsity Blues barbecue scene that somehow leads to a discussion about Bill Paxton, Randy Travis, and country music in the 1980s. Our lengthy hiatus is discussed and explained, and our discussion of egomania, megalomania, and politicians is rudely interrupted by a message from Dave Markert... leading to an unplanned ambush interview. Stay tuned for a Virginia Tech update, proper grenade-tossing technique, and the introduction of a new segment of the program and highlight the importance of finding common ground. We're back to it, and we'll talk again soon.","date_published":"2018-05-09T23:15:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/815a3d35-0419-413d-969e-ae483193c2e1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":37077503,"duration_in_seconds":4584}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/372012221","title":"Apex Live Highlight - Justin Novaria Interview (Episode 009)","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/highlight-novaria-interview","content_text":"Professional boxer Justin \"TeddyBear\" Novaria joins episode 009 of Apex Live to discuss news and results in professional boxing and ridiculous incidents at local-level boxing events in the recent past.Special Guest: Justin Novaria.","content_html":"

Professional boxer Justin "TeddyBear" Novaria joins episode 009 of Apex Live to discuss news and results in professional boxing and ridiculous incidents at local-level boxing events in the recent past.

Special Guest: Justin Novaria.

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Before the start of the show, Steve finds out that Teddy Pendergrass is dead and discusses a work-related venture into Virginia. Brad and Steve talk about not missing the NFL during the 2017 season, why you should never shine a black light on the wall of a Hokie, why Auburn losing is good for everyone, why some colleges are a bad fit in their conference, and the history of great coaches from West Virginia. Steve's new diet and boxing plans for the immediate future are announced, leading into a discussion about the pros and cons of fad diets and artificial foods. On a sad note, we say a temporary farewell to Ronnie, a member of the Apex Combat fight family that is being forced to relocate for work. On a happier note, we justify starting a GoFundMe account for the four-year-old from Harrison County, West Virginia that was reprimanded in his Pre-K class for chanting "Eat Shit Pitt" during snack time and fondly remember the days of carefree youth. Justin "TeddyBear" Novaria joins the show in the second segment to discuss Miguel Cotto vs. Sadam Ali and Vasyl Lomachenko vs. Guillermo Rigondeaux. Also, stories are told about the arrogance, incompetence, and outright corruption of boxing commissions, and we look ahead to the WBO Middleweight Championship fight between Billy Joe Saunders and David Lemieux. There's even more... but you'll just have to listen. Like it. Share it. Tell your friends. #ApexLive #WatchYourSix #DontBlackLightAHokieWall

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\nRejoin: "Cielo" by Huma-Huma
\nOutro: "The Coldest Shoulder" by The 126ers

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Special Guest: Justin Novaria.

","summary":"Before the start of the show, Steve finds out that Teddy Pendergrass is dead and discusses a work-related venture into Virginia. Brad and Steve talk about not missing the NFL during the 2017 season, why you should never shine a black light on the wall of a Hokie, why Auburn losing is good for everyone, why some colleges are a bad fit in their conference, and the history of great coaches from West Virginia. Steve's new diet and boxing plans for the immediate future are announced, leading into a discussion about the pros and cons of fad diets and artificial foods. On a sad note, we say a temporary farewell to Ronnie, a member of the Apex Combat fight family that is being forced to relocate for work. On a happier note, we justify starting a GoFundMe account for the four-year-old from Harrison County, West Virginia that was reprimanded in his Pre-K class for chanting \"Eat Shit Pitt\" during snack time and fondly remember the days of carefree youth. Justin \"TeddyBear\" Novaria joins the show in the second segment to discuss Miguel Cotto vs. Sadam Ali and Vasyl Lomachenko vs. Guillermo Rigondeaux. Also, stories are told about the arrogance, incompetence, and outright corruption of boxing commissions, and we look ahead to the WBO Middleweight Championship fight between Billy Joe Saunders and David Lemieux. There's even more... but you'll just have to listen. Like it. Share it. Tell your friends. #ApexLive #WatchYourSix #DontBlackLightAHokieWall","date_published":"2017-12-15T22:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/9cff444f-9380-41ab-b610-12a24015dee6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":57734084,"duration_in_seconds":7166}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/363650987","title":"Apex Live 008 - We're Schizophrenics, I Think","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/8","content_text":"We're back! On episode 8, we recommit ourselves to the general dislike of people at-large. Brad and Steve discuss Justice League, Gal Gadot, the Deschanel sisters, and Steve's possible dietary changes. Brad talks participating in Intellivision day and an upcoming interview on an Intellivision-related podcast, and the beginning of the journey of writing the next book. The second half of the show highlights everything from the death penalty to reminiscence about John Garabedian's Open House Party to Fast Times at Ridgemont High and A Night at the Roxbury. We give thanks for what matters, toss aside what does not, throw shade at Virginia Tech and fake holidays, give a nod to Boise State and their blue field, and talk about Steve's kids. Like it. Share it. Tell your friends. #WatchYourSix #ApexLive","content_html":"

We're back! On episode 8, we recommit ourselves to the general dislike of people at-large. Brad and Steve discuss Justice League, Gal Gadot, the Deschanel sisters, and Steve's possible dietary changes. Brad talks participating in Intellivision day and an upcoming interview on an Intellivision-related podcast, and the beginning of the journey of writing the next book. The second half of the show highlights everything from the death penalty to reminiscence about John Garabedian's Open House Party to Fast Times at Ridgemont High and A Night at the Roxbury. We give thanks for what matters, toss aside what does not, throw shade at Virginia Tech and fake holidays, give a nod to Boise State and their blue field, and talk about Steve's kids. Like it. Share it. Tell your friends. #WatchYourSix #ApexLive

","summary":"We're back! On episode 8, we recommit ourselves to the general dislike of people at-large. Brad and Steve discuss Justice League, Gal Gadot, the Deschanel sisters, and Steve's possible dietary changes. Brad talks participating in Intellivision day and an upcoming interview on an Intellivision-related podcast, and the beginning of the journey of writing the next book. The second half of the show highlights everything from the death penalty to reminiscence about John Garabedian's Open House Party to Fast Times at Ridgemont High and A Night at the Roxbury. We give thanks for what matters, toss aside what does not, throw shade at Virginia Tech and fake holidays, give a nod to Boise State and their blue field, and talk about Steve's kids. Like it. Share it. Tell your friends. #WatchYourSix #ApexLive","date_published":"2017-11-26T21:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/5d424870-9321-4702-ba92-ebd961431ff2.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":45939017,"duration_in_seconds":5692}]},{"id":"c2dc0ed0-5b5e-418f-b183-eb1dfdd2c586","title":"Apex Live 007 - Statewide Swear Jar","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/7","content_text":"In the hot mic pre-show content, Steve discusses work annoyances, the Penn State scandal, the overall pathetic nature of the NCAA, and whores. Steve hates Savage Garden, Brad recaps the experience of West Virginia's comeback win over Texas Tech, and Steve has to run outside to turn off his headlights before returning to discuss dictators. Brad makes a book announcement, a discussion of Joel Osteen and Benny Hinn breaks out, and Steve reveals his secret desire to write a screenplay. The episodic discussion of retro gaming leads to teasing the appearance of the show's official black ambassador and why most film adaptations of novels are dreadful before the introduction of a brand new fake controversy. Our Georgia Correspondent, and Brad's girlfriend, Ashley chimes in with her first commentary and it is not to be missed. A story involving mixtapes at the mall reveals Steve's love of Rashida Jones and the hidden motivation for every invention in history. Also, a brief look at the libertarian tax model in light of the Cruz-Sanders debate on CNN, the Top 5 '90s One-Hit Wonder Songs, and more. #ApexLive #SuperMario3IsRacist\n\n\n\nSpecial Guest: Brad's ex, Ashley.","content_html":"

In the hot mic pre-show content, Steve discusses work annoyances, the Penn State scandal, the overall pathetic nature of the NCAA, and whores. Steve hates Savage Garden, Brad recaps the experience of West Virginia's comeback win over Texas Tech, and Steve has to run outside to turn off his headlights before returning to discuss dictators. Brad makes a book announcement, a discussion of Joel Osteen and Benny Hinn breaks out, and Steve reveals his secret desire to write a screenplay. The episodic discussion of retro gaming leads to teasing the appearance of the show's official black ambassador and why most film adaptations of novels are dreadful before the introduction of a brand new fake controversy. Our Georgia Correspondent, and Brad's girlfriend, Ashley chimes in with her first commentary and it is not to be missed. A story involving mixtapes at the mall reveals Steve's love of Rashida Jones and the hidden motivation for every invention in history. Also, a brief look at the libertarian tax model in light of the Cruz-Sanders debate on CNN, the Top 5 '90s One-Hit Wonder Songs, and more. #ApexLive #SuperMario3IsRacist
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Special Guest: Brad's ex, Ashley.

","summary":"In the hot mic pre-show content, Steve discusses work annoyances, the Penn State scandal, the overall pathetic nature of the NCAA, and whores. Steve hates Savage Garden, Brad recaps the experience of West Virginia's comeback win over Texas Tech, and Steve has to run outside to turn off his headlights before returning to discuss dictators. Brad makes a book announcement, a discussion of Joel Osteen and Benny Hinn breaks out, and Steve reveals his secret desire to write a screenplay. The episodic discussion of retro gaming leads to teasing the appearance of the show's official black ambassador and why most film adaptations of novels are dreadful before the introduction of a brand new fake controversy. Our Georgia Correspondent, and Brad's girlfriend, Ashley chimes in with her first commentary and it is not to be missed. A story involving mixtapes at the mall reveals Steve's love of Rashida Jones and the hidden motivation for every invention in history. Also, a brief look at the libertarian tax model in light of the Cruz-Sanders debate on CNN, the Top 5 '90s One-Hit Wonder Songs, and more. #ApexLive #SuperMario3IsRacist","date_published":"2017-10-19T23:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/c2dc0ed0-5b5e-418f-b183-eb1dfdd2c586.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":58099843,"duration_in_seconds":7262}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/372010802","title":"Apex Live Highlight - Brad and Steve Discuss Varsity Blues (Episode 006)","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/highlight-varsity-blues","content_text":"Brad and Steve discuss the 90s cult classic, \"Varsity Blues\", and determine the worst acting performance in the film.","content_html":"

Brad and Steve discuss the 90s cult classic, "Varsity Blues", and determine the worst acting performance in the film.

","summary":"Brad and Steve discuss the 90s cult classic, \"Varsity Blues\", and determine the worst acting performance in the film.","date_published":"2017-10-10T23:45:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/da4357ce-b313-43b1-9a48-9d969b2323a5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":5871933,"duration_in_seconds":672}]},{"id":"0d31d1ca-95a1-4395-8736-57db410914f6","title":"Apex Live 006 - Make Sense Common Again","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/6","content_text":"The Boondock Saints, Vegeta, Natural Born Killers, and The Chase, and people we don't like are mentioned in the nine minutes of hot mic content before the show open. In the first segment of the show, Brad and Steve discuss the necessity of basic hygiene, moderation, and food-related television. Brad discusses losing his brakes on a steep hill, being best man at a wedding, public speaking, and social anxiety. A mention of the new Justice League trailer devolves into a discussion of Aquaman, midgets, the Rule of Five, choosing the lead actor in a potential biographical film of Richard Simmons, and J. Edgar Hoover. Also, the physical fitness of the members of Hydra, why the casting of Varsity Blues was less than stellar, horrible jokes about an NBA legend, Jason Statham, hating the Minnesota Twins and the Washington Nationals, and terrible local television commercials. The retro gaming update covers the fighting and price gouging over the SNES Classic and the disappointment of the Genesis Flashback. Before the break, it's listener-submitted Desert Island Dinner lists, Dave's failure to break the nugget record, KungFuSpaceman reaching affiliate status on Twitch, losing more potential sponsors, and lost Jackie Chan films. The second half features a discussion of the Las Vegas shooting at the beginning of October, the political aftermath, the danger of mislabeling the issues in question, the absurdity of believing that more laws will have any effect on the most evil of criminals, conspiracy theories, the strawman arguments that inevitably arise in the wake of such events, Alex Jones, and the continuous nonsense about the Russians. It's the longest show to date but it never slows down. It's episode 006 of Apex Live! #MakeSenseCommonAgain","content_html":"

The Boondock Saints, Vegeta, Natural Born Killers, and The Chase, and people we don't like are mentioned in the nine minutes of hot mic content before the show open. In the first segment of the show, Brad and Steve discuss the necessity of basic hygiene, moderation, and food-related television. Brad discusses losing his brakes on a steep hill, being best man at a wedding, public speaking, and social anxiety. A mention of the new Justice League trailer devolves into a discussion of Aquaman, midgets, the Rule of Five, choosing the lead actor in a potential biographical film of Richard Simmons, and J. Edgar Hoover. Also, the physical fitness of the members of Hydra, why the casting of Varsity Blues was less than stellar, horrible jokes about an NBA legend, Jason Statham, hating the Minnesota Twins and the Washington Nationals, and terrible local television commercials. The retro gaming update covers the fighting and price gouging over the SNES Classic and the disappointment of the Genesis Flashback. Before the break, it's listener-submitted Desert Island Dinner lists, Dave's failure to break the nugget record, KungFuSpaceman reaching affiliate status on Twitch, losing more potential sponsors, and lost Jackie Chan films. The second half features a discussion of the Las Vegas shooting at the beginning of October, the political aftermath, the danger of mislabeling the issues in question, the absurdity of believing that more laws will have any effect on the most evil of criminals, conspiracy theories, the strawman arguments that inevitably arise in the wake of such events, Alex Jones, and the continuous nonsense about the Russians. It's the longest show to date but it never slows down. It's episode 006 of Apex Live! #MakeSenseCommonAgain

","summary":"The Boondock Saints, Vegeta, Natural Born Killers, and The Chase, and people we don't like are mentioned in the nine minutes of hot mic content before the show open. In the first segment of the show, Brad and Steve discuss the necessity of basic hygiene, moderation, and food-related television. Brad discusses losing his brakes on a steep hill, being best man at a wedding, public speaking, and social anxiety. A mention of the new Justice League trailer devolves into a discussion of Aquaman, midgets, the Rule of Five, choosing the lead actor in a potential biographical film of Richard Simmons, and J. Edgar Hoover. Also, the physical fitness of the members of Hydra, why the casting of Varsity Blues was less than stellar, horrible jokes about an NBA legend, Jason Statham, hating the Minnesota Twins and the Washington Nationals, and terrible local television commercials. The retro gaming update covers the fighting and price gouging over the SNES Classic and the disappointment of the Genesis Flashback. Before the break, it's listener-submitted Desert Island Dinner lists, Dave's failure to break the nugget record, KungFuSpaceman reaching affiliate status on Twitch, losing more potential sponsors, and lost Jackie Chan films. The second half features a discussion of the Las Vegas shooting at the beginning of October, the political aftermath, the danger of mislabeling the issues in question, the absurdity of believing that more laws will have any effect on the most evil of criminals, conspiracy theories, the strawman arguments that inevitably arise in the wake of such events, Alex Jones, and the continuous nonsense about the Russians. It's the longest show to date but it never slows down. It's episode 006 of Apex Live! #MakeSenseCommonAgain","date_published":"2017-10-10T22:30:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/0d31d1ca-95a1-4395-8736-57db410914f6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":65539378,"duration_in_seconds":8191}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/372186878","title":"Apex Live Highlight - Old Video Games, Joust, Swordfighting, and Urban Dictionary (Episode 005)","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/highlight-swordfighting","content_text":"Brad, Steve, and guests Dave and Tammy Markert talk classic video games before the discussion devolves into something entirely different.Special Guests: Dave Markert and Tammy Markert.","content_html":"

Brad, Steve, and guests Dave and Tammy Markert talk classic video games before the discussion devolves into something entirely different.

Special Guests: Dave Markert and Tammy Markert.

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Junior high school history class assignments, Hugh Hefner's death and CERN, Dave is not a stripper, #BabyPuke, #PeeFight, the power of the mute button, an update on Mexican ice hockey and its relationship to D2: The Mighty Ducks, NFL crybabies, and another short discussion of the world of retro gaming that flies off the rails and veers into the areas of Urban Dictionary, pee fights, and other things that are woefully unrelated to the original topic. Way to go, Dave. Plus, professional boxer and ultra-conservative amateur social media political commentator Eric Slocum joins the show live via Skype with his unique and outspoken view of the world, Steve and Dave talk about jousting, sword-fighting, and the nudist colony of Steveistan, Dave draws a duck with testicles for feet, Brad describes his lifelong love and appreciation of Knight Rider following the show's 35th anniversary, and the crew presents their Top 5 Desert Island Dinners. Buckle up, everyone! It's #ApexLive.
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Special Guests: Dave Markert, Eric Slocum, and Tammy Markert.

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Brad and Steve talk retro gaming and a big announcement is made regarding a crossover podcast episode. Plus, a Virginia Tech news update, the postscript of GGG-Canelo, the pitfalls of copyright issues for podcasters, Mexican ice hockey, and more!

","summary":"Brad and Steve talk retro gaming and a big announcement is made regarding a crossover podcast episode. Plus, a Virginia Tech news update, the postscript of GGG-Canelo, the pitfalls of copyright issues for podcasters, Mexican ice hockey, and more!","date_published":"2017-09-22T22:45:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/e00220fc-676c-49c2-b274-392f8bbd3de2.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":43001248,"duration_in_seconds":5375}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/342835859","title":"Apex Live 003 - GGG-Canelo Watch Party","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/3","content_text":"Brad, Steve, Dave Markert, and amateur boxer Andrew Floyd discuss their unfiltered predictions, and pre-fight and post-fight analysis, for the biggest fight of 2017: Gennady Golovkin vs. Canelo Alvarez. Plus, commentary on what the result means for boxing in the immediate future and more!Special Guests: Andrew Floyd and Dave Markert.","content_html":"

Brad, Steve, Dave Markert, and amateur boxer Andrew Floyd discuss their unfiltered predictions, and pre-fight and post-fight analysis, for the biggest fight of 2017: Gennady Golovkin vs. Canelo Alvarez. Plus, commentary on what the result means for boxing in the immediate future and more!

Special Guests: Andrew Floyd and Dave Markert.

","summary":"Brad, Steve, Dave Markert, and amateur boxer Andrew Floyd discuss their unfiltered predictions, and pre-fight and post-fight analysis, for the biggest fight of 2017: Gennady Golovkin vs. Canelo Alvarez. Plus, commentary on what the result means for boxing in the immediate future and more!","date_published":"2017-09-17T20:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/a1df330a-4259-47a0-8e22-88c790807743.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":42123841,"duration_in_seconds":5215}]},{"id":"dcbc72ac-03da-4c7a-8b54-e3a4b108e311","title":"Apex Live Highlight - Brad, Steve, and Dave Markert's Top 5 NES Games","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/highlight-top5-nes-games","content_text":"From episode 002, Brad, Steve, and guest Dave Markert present their Top 5 NES Games list.Special Guest: Dave Markert.","content_html":"

From episode 002, Brad, Steve, and guest Dave Markert present their Top 5 NES Games list.

Special Guest: Dave Markert.

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A look back at where we were in September 2001, and what the events of 9-11 mean today. Plus, Ring King, Steve's anniversary recap and review of It, boxing announcements for Steve and Dave, why there are no racist zombies, our Top 5 Favorite NES Games, and more.

Special Guests: Dave Markert and Tammy Markert.

","summary":"A look back at where we were in September 2001, and what the events of 9-11 mean today. Plus, Ring King, Steve's anniversary recap and review of It, boxing announcements for Steve and Dave, why there are no racist zombies, our Top 5 Favorite NES Games, and more.","date_published":"2017-09-11T23:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/f8f21d8c-5447-4c64-9cba-3f6f9843815e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":52242961,"duration_in_seconds":6530}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/341700611","title":"Apex Live 001 - We Are Live","url":"https://apexlive.fireside.fm/1","content_text":"Who we are, why we're here, why it matters, what to expect. Also, Kirk Cameron movies, why people are generally horrible, and trying to get the equipment to work properly.","content_html":"

Who we are, why we're here, why it matters, what to expect. Also, Kirk Cameron movies, why people are generally horrible, and trying to get the equipment to work properly.

","summary":"Who we are, why we're here, why it matters, what to expect. Also, Kirk Cameron movies, why people are generally horrible, and trying to get the equipment to work properly.","date_published":"2017-09-08T20:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/0280b798-be47-4758-9e59-c1024395a0ea/1c718d6e-d78a-4f8f-8dc9-3b1ecfd421c4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":62195458,"duration_in_seconds":3089}]}]}