Apex Live 012 - Chipped Beef is Never a Good Story

Episode 12 · June 2nd, 2018 · 1 hr 49 mins

About this Episode

In the hot mic pre-show, a new slang term is announced that is not yet listed on Urban Dictionary but will be soon, Steve breaks out more old English for no reason, and the word "merkin" is mentioned for the first time ever as Steve continues his burgeoning second career as a Foley artist. The show begins with a discussion of eating crickets, hating celebrities and athletes, and Steve decides that he wants a shirt that says "Cuckold the World". The presidential pardon of former world heavyweight champion Jack Johnson is covered, and then we explore the details of Video Game Teabagging because apparently that's a thing. Steve's girl Stephanie chimes in on playing PUBG, we learn things about Steve's mom, and we address the ridiculous tweet from a Canadian woman who thinks Father's Day should be banned because it's somehow insulting to single moms and same-sex couples. Adalaide Byrd and her GGG-Canelo scorecards, and the metric system round out the first half.

In the second half of the program, we have a vegan update just for Steve. Impromptu Forrest Gump jokes show up for no reason before we learn about how Steve and Stephanie met. In an interesting aside, Steve dances from time to time and is tired of slaying hoes. We learn new things all the time. We hear two words put together that have likely never before been used as a term, and offer another friendly disclaimer about the importance of phrasing. Several different Steves appear, including his aliases Juan Margarita and Bret Stevenson, and we review feedback from a listener overseas before discussing a guest or two that we would enjoy putting On the Spot soon. Finally, we postulate that a famous sportscaster is still out there biting hookers and try to close the show on a positive note.

Tune in for our most relaxed episode yet!